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The 2010 Hooters Calender Girls

Posted by John Fartz on November 3, 2009, 1:10 pm

If your in Odessa on Friday the 6th between 8 and 9pm, go get a calender and have all the ladies sign it. If your in Lubbock on the 7th between 1 and 2, go then. They'll been in Amarillo from 8 and 9pm. I know some of ya'll will be there so get there early because if your late and the line is long, you might finally be the next in line to meet the girls and they say sorry we have to leave now. If you dont take my advice on anything for the rest of you life, take this advice. BUY the Dial Magnet body wash before you go. Then use a little of the Gio or Cool Water Cologne. If you have Sparx or Vera Wang, use all you want. You'll be the most popular person there. It makes their body react involuntarily to your fragrance. Do you know how much trouble me and these girls at Hooters are gonna get into if they start rearranging their tops in public? I'm at the Mall last night and right there this girl trying to explain how things work takes out her, use your imagination and starts adjusting it in public. I couldn't see every thing but, I dont know how they do things in her country, I wont say which one but, you can get arrested here and that includes me for encouraging it, I guess. Me and my lady had a big falling out when I took her to Hooters for her birthday. I guess she forget that I took her to a fine concert after wards. If we had gotten back together to try and work it out, this would have been the final straw. God its tough being me.

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Posted by sense and nonsense on November 6, 2009, 2:27 pm, in reply to "The 2010 Hooters Calender Girls"

Good grief, blackwelder, give us a break. you and your g/f have taken way too much space on here, and i feel like shoving that hooters calendar down your throat.
by the way, she flirts with the inmates so much that no one can depend on her.
bet you are real proud of your choices.
retire, already!

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Re: The 2010 Hooters Calender Girls

Posted by Joe Cool on November 6, 2009, 3:20 pm, in reply to "Re: The 2010 Hooters Calender Girls"

Hey, you got the wrong man! I agree I used the wrong choice of words in describing the Mall incident but she's drinking age and may be we'll hook up New Years. That B'W man must be the only good officer ya'll have if he's the same 1 that worked at the Pack1 Unit in the late 80's to 92. They still talk about him and Ernest, Kirby and Gary. Rumor has it, hes working with those ladies at the Mall to go Tel Aviv Isreal to bring back his favorite sales lady because she didn't make the trip down this time. Its a war zone there with Palastine. Just a reminder, go ahead and wear the Axe body lotion because I know from experience, alot of ladies don't like it and the waitressess stay in the back drawing straws to see who should wait on me. Now when I wear the Dial Magnetic mixed with my Realm, they talk to me with excitement and the other ladies take the long way around to their customers tables just so they can smell my scent. This stuff makes them think you're Gods gift to women and I dont need that stuff to prove I am. To each his own.

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Posted by disgusted on November 8, 2009, 4:22 pm, in reply to "Re: The 2010 Hooters Calender Girls"

liar

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Re: The 2010 Hooters Calender Girls

Posted by Bossy on November 3, 2009, 9:54 pm, in reply to "The 2010 Hooters Calender Girls"

Hmmm...I must be getting old--thought this was a place for TDCJ employees to talk about TDCJ stuff. I'm a CO V fixin to retire and my wife is a CO. We talk shop a lot and look on here to see what is happening in the system. Oh and by the way---I'm happily married and don't have a need to look at anyones "Hooters" because my wife (who is the ONLY woman I lust after) outshines those HOOTERS gals in a million ways to Sunday. Now take your derriere to work and think about keeping your eyes where they belong---on your wife.

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Posted by BoBoTheBeaten on November 5, 2009, 6:45 pm, in reply to "Re: The 2010 Hooters Calender Girls"

You're right. That wife of your's is pretty good. I had her the other night a few times while you were at work. Have a happy retirement. You have a woman that knows how to pay the bills.

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Re: The 2010 Hooters Calender Girls - boring

Posted by Doc. on November 3, 2009, 7:23 pm, in reply to "The 2010 Hooters Calender Girls"

What I'd really like to see is a best looking women of TDCJ calender. But then again, there may not be enough attractive women in the TDCJ for a full 12-month calender. Perhaps a six-month calender or maybe a quarterly.

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Re: The 2010 Hooters Calender Girls - boring

Posted by UGLY on November 4, 2009, 7:47 pm, in reply to "Re: The 2010 Hooters Calender Girls - boring"

There arent any good look female officers in TDCJ. They are all buck toothed & fat as HELL

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Re: The 2010 Hooters Calender Girls - boring

Posted by no men either on November 9, 2009, 1:46 pm, in reply to "Re: The 2010 Hooters Calender Girls - boring"

There aren't any good looking men officers either, guess that's why the gals prefer those in white....hmmmmmmm

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Re: The 2010 Hooters Calender Girls - boring

Posted by i said it on November 10, 2009, 9:43 pm, in reply to "Re: The 2010 Hooters Calender Girls - boring"

So, you must be one of the so called gals that prefer those in white....hmmmm!

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Re: The 2010 Hooters Calender Girls - boring

Posted by Joe Cool on November 10, 2009, 11:52 am, in reply to "Re: The 2010 Hooters Calender Girls - boring"

I missed everybody in Lubbock Saturday. If you were at Hooters, which I doubt, you saw how the Calendar Girls were acting. The playing with the hair and the furious rubbing of their noses trying to get the scent out. I think they were surprised some one could talk about other things besides what its like working at Hooters. They said I'd better come see them in their Hooters locations real soon. The bad news is the next time you go see all the Calender girls, all your going to see is Texas ladies. You'll have to go to California,Ill., or Florida if you want to see these other ladies. But we know who has the best looking 1's.

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Posted by REDNECK on November 3, 2009, 7:07 pm, in reply to "The 2010 Hooters Calender Girls"

How do you respond to a clueless retard like this? Bet he's still wondering where things went wrong in his perverted life!Ignorance is bliss!

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