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Posted by D on November 2, 2009, 7:44 pm

I go to work every day and hear how fine I am. I am like a super model. I am the finest thing that has ever walked into the prison. I hear it from the offenders and the boss men. I walk with my head high, because I am fine. So now I believe what I hear, it must be true. These men will do anything for me. If they were my man I would not have to work. I would be taken care of. These people would drink my bath water. So what the hell am I doing here? Well I get off work and decide to test what all these men have told me. I go to HEB, get my cart and walk around. I go to every isle. Not one man drops to his knees and tells me how fine I am. No one wants to buy my groceries. No one wants me to be on the cover of Vogue. Now if all you fine ass people go to HEB and no one wants to buy your groceries you just found out your just as ugly as the person that sits next to you in muster. Now take your ugly ass back to work.

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Re: Take the test

Posted by bossgreen on November 3, 2009, 7:11 pm, in reply to "Take the test"

Don't worry, be happy! Having folk fall all over you in public places ain't all that. I've experienced this for years now due to my extra good looks, unusual charm, and high level of intelligence and it gets kinda embarassing.

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Posted by dontcha know on November 3, 2009, 12:18 pm, in reply to "Take the test"

Here, here! Ill drink to that!

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Posted by Big Freaky on November 3, 2009, 10:43 am, in reply to "Take the test"

Now that is funny.....But I bet you really are gorgeous.....I bet you're so pretty I'd make you a sammich and bring you sweet tea, while you sat in my big man's Easy Chair and watched Desperate Housewives....I bet you're so pretty, I'd paint your toenails for you, trim your nose hairs, and give you that Brazilian wax you always wanted....I bet you really are fine.

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Posted by a thought on November 3, 2009, 9:10 am, in reply to "Take the test"

I don't need you to buy my groceries anyway!

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Posted by mike rogillio on November 3, 2009, 6:57 am, in reply to "Take the test"

your mistake was going to heb try walmart at 3am there are folks falling all over the isles then

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Re: Take the test

Posted by LT Hardwick on November 3, 2009, 3:36 am, in reply to "Take the test"

Bravo.