Re: FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS!
In order to find out the truth about the high level administration fornicaters, I decided to contact the best investigators in the country. I called the Donna Summers psychic hotline and I think it was worth the $6.99 a minute to get closer to the truth. After about 25 minutes she told me that she kept hearing the phrase "Play MISTY for me" in her ear. At first I thought she was talking about the movie staring Clint Eastwood, but now I think she identified the first name of Stinky J's squeeze. She was not able to hear the last name, but said that if I pay a little extra she will incorporate her Ouija Board into the reading. There was a slight extra cost, but I still think that $8.99 was still a bargain. By using the Ouija Board she said that she spelled out the word TCOOMMI. That seemed to be a very strange last name, but at that point I was into the reading for a little over an hour. She said that if I called back again she could guarantee me that she would get the spirits to give her the last name. If anyone knows someone by the name of MISTY TCOOMMI please let me know so I can skip the phone call. I'm only looking for the truth, but a very great man (in his own mind) once told me that where there's smoke, there's fire so the truth may not even matter.
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