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Posted by John Fartz on November 3, 2009, 1:10 pm
If your in Odessa on Friday the 6th between 8 and 9pm, go get a calender and have all the ladies sign it. If your in Lubbock on the 7th between 1 and 2, go then. They'll been in Amarillo from 8 and 9pm. I know some of ya'll will be there so get there early because if your late and the line is long, you might finally be the next in line to meet the girls and they say sorry we have to leave now. If you dont take my advice on anything for the rest of you life, take this advice. BUY the Dial Magnet body wash before you go. Then use a little of the Gio or Cool Water Cologne. If you have Sparx or Vera Wang, use all you want. You'll be the most popular person there. It makes their body react involuntarily to your fragrance. Do you know how much trouble me and these girls at Hooters are gonna get into if they start rearranging their tops in public? I'm at the Mall last night and right there this girl trying to explain how things work takes out her, use your imagination and starts adjusting it in public. I couldn't see every thing but, I dont know how they do things in her country, I wont say which one but, you can get arrested here and that includes me for encouraging it, I guess. Me and my lady had a big falling out when I took her to Hooters for her birthday. I guess she forget that I took her to a fine concert after wards. If we had gotten back together to try and work it out, this would have been the final straw. God its tough being me.
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