Posted by Iranian on December 11, 2007, 3:02 am, in reply to "Kim Jong-Il Kicks Iran out of Axis of Evil, Calling it 'Not Evil Enough' "
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: One day after a National Intelligence
: Estimate revealed that Iran halted
: its nuclear arms program in 2003,
: North Korean president Kim Jong-Il
: ejected Iran from the Axis of Evil,
: calling them "not evil
: enough."
:
: A visibly furious Kim called a press
: conference in Pyongyang today to
: excoriate the Iranians as
: "evildoer wannabes" and
: "pussies."
:
: "I can't tell you how many
: times Mahmoud Ahmadinejad looked me
: t in the eye, told me he was
: developing nuclear weapons, and
: cackled like a madman," Kim
: said. "That man does not
: deserve to cackle."
:
: Kim added that when Iran was
: admitted into the Axis of Evil in
: 2002, "they knew the rules: no
: nukes, no membership."
:
: The National Intelligence Estimate,
: Kim said, showed that Iran was not
: holding up their end of the bargain:
: "They said they were enriching
: uranium and all the while they were
: going all Libya on my ass."
:
: In the first step towards formally
: removing Iran from the evil
: organization, the North Korean
: strongman said he was
: "un-inviting" Mr.
: Ahmadinejad from the Axis of Evil's
: winter golf outing in Scottsdale
: Arizona.
:
: In a terse statement from Mr.
: Ahmadinejad, the Iranian president
: said he would agree not to attend
: the outing but wanted his deposit
: back.
:
: As for who would take Iran's place
: in the Axis of Evil, Kim said there
: was no shortage of candidates:
: "Right now we're looking at
: Venezuela, Syria, and Rupert
: Murdoch."
:
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