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Posted by Peg h on November 6, 2009, 11:28 pm
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Seems that an ad appeared in the newspaper...."Talking dog for sale". Joe answered the ad...was really curious to see if the dog could really talk. He arrived at the owner's house and was escorted to the pen of a bouncy white lab.
"Hi fella" said the lab to an astounded Joe. "I really can't stand around here talking all day. I have had a tiring life all of my seven years. First it was local investigative police work then it was CIA undercover work. I travelled around the globe and was a primary undercover agent. No one suspected that I understood the many languages and could report on my findings to the authorities".
Joe was flabbergasted and asked the price of the lab. "Oh how about $50?" was the reply. "Why so cheap" asked Joe.."The lab can talk"? "I know he can" said the owner but he is a liar he never did any of those things".
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