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Posted by David on November 1, 2009, 8:46 am
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A 90-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! the light goes on. When I'm m done, poof! the light goes off."
Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife. "Hello Ethel I called you to tell you George is doing fine, but I had to say I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that when George gets up during the night to go the bathroom that poof! the light goes on in the bathroom and when he's done, poof! the light goes out?"
Oh my God! Ethel exclaims. "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"
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For those who might be late comers to this board, Dory was a poster who we will remember as one who gave of herself so others survivors might smile. She always kept this board moving with her inspirational poems, jokes and riddles. Most will give Dory credit for energizing this board. She was an inspiration to everyone on this board. In that spirit, let us
continue to post in Dory’s memory so she might smile down on us and give us the same inspiration. Therefore, we have named the board, Dory's Board, in her memory. 11/11/01 (Dory was the first to call attention to the significance of 9/11, re: WTC tragedy, i.e. 911 for emergency). Let me be the first to note all the ones in the above date, indicating she was No. 1 on our board.