I had my annual visit with my surgeon a couple days ago. After he did the breast exam he said that everything felt fine and my breasts were not as dense as they used to be so it makes it easier to detect abnormalities. I said to him "you mean I am getting old lady breasts?" He looked at me kin of sheepish and said "Well yes". I couldn't help but laugh on the way out of his office.
I fought hard to keep these breasts and if they want to be old lady breasts well I am proud of it, as long as they don't hang down to my knees.
And that reminds me of a joke.....For another time.