"Now I don't know about you, but in my mind, even though I am excited by women smoking and totally get off on the whole idea of the 'bad' and 'wrong-ness', I am not for one second going to try to say that it makes sense.
It is not rational or logical at all.
In fact when you come down to it, a strong argument could be made that my little smoking obsession is not healthy, wholesome, or pure."
Many things motivate us and enrich us and give us lots and lots and lots of Pleasure that are in no way rational or logical at all.
Hey Now, just how pointy are those ears of yours? Are you wearing blue eye shadow?
OF COURSE your little smoking obsession is not healthy, wholesome, or pure!!!
You're a Dirty, Dirty, Dirty Bird, Hey Now.
But it's O.K.
It's Fun to be Dirty.
Your wife sounds like just about the Ideal non-smoking candidate to come out to, in terms of not only being likely to easily accept your Little Secret, but to also very possibly indulge you in just the sort of smoke-laden sex play that you crave. If she's at all creative, she can probably abstract well, and is also probably drawn to new and and novel ways of looking at the world around her.
Unless, of course...you want to keep her your nice *Pink Lunged Virgin*???
I'm jist a-standin' back in the shadows lookin' at the scene and cropping it up in different ways with my hands and one squinty eye...
Responses are not allowed!