Posted by x on 11/6/2009, 8:30 am, in reply to "Re: Something a Little More Uplifting"
Message modified by board administrator 11/6/2009, 8:32 am
It’s essential to be able to maintain a straight face.
Old School: You load a Xerox machine with three sheets of paper. Two say “Truth” and the third says, “Lie.” (These need to be typed. With computers and WP, you can now specify a large font.)
Place the questionee’s hand on the Xerox machine, press “Copy.”
You get a “picture” of the questionee’s hand with the word “Truth.” You have just verified name.
Verify address the same way.
Then ask, “Did you see who shot Fine Citizen Plying His Trade in Freelance Pharmaceuticals?”
“I wasn’t there, I didn’t see nothing!”
LIE!
Well, well, well… you lying m*therf**ker…
Like cell phones used as “alcohol detectors” and utility poles used for “weed detectors,” a smart and creative police officer is invaluable.
NB to BB: Great site. You should invite "Officer Krupke... out in America" our way.
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