Righties could never survive on Pluto because there's nobody there for them to hate. Perhaps they could bring along their own little ark with two commies, two hippies, two gays, two uppity negros, two mexicans, two Frenchmen, two muslims, two feminists, two union members, two civil servants, two poor people, two members of the ACLU, and two atheists. That should give them plenty to hate on (in addition to the awful internet speed)!!
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