Posted by Matt on 10/14/2002, 3:35 am Another one was for my English exam (!!!) and I had to write a speech to primary school students (they are about 11 years old) about harpooning whales and how to stop it. Stupid me wrote, "You have to stop it children. Just imagine, kids, if it WAS YOUR MOTHER! They are shoving harpoons into your Mother." ROTFLMAOPMP. I LOST marks for that one. :o( What are your embarassing school days?
Well, Queenie's "Purple Prose" post made me think of something that I did last year in my English class. We were to write a creative story and I am reeeeeally good at that and so I thought I'd put a bit more description into this one. PMP, a little too much. ROTFLMAO, I got top marks for it but my teacher said it was like one of those raunchy novels. I can't remember it exactly but it had something like, "wet, warm and delicately soft opening" and "penetrating far within". ROTFLMAO.
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