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Donald and Daisy Posted by Breaker on June 26, 2009, 7:45 pm Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have s*x with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a condom?' Donald frowned and replied, 'No.' Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have s*x. 'Maybe they sell them at the front desk,' she suggested. So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms. 'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald. The clerk asked, 'Would you like me to put them on your bill? 'No!' Donald quacked, ‘I'll thuffocate’  Post a Response in Schuylkill County

Re: Donald and Daisy Posted by Milli on June 27, 2009, 7:35 am, in reply to "Donald and Daisy" Thats about a lame as having to put a condom over the eithernet cable on your computer before plugging it into your computer to protect your computer from viruses. Ha Ha. --Previous Message-- : Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the : night together in a hotel room and Donald : wanted to have s*x with Daisy. The first : thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a : condom?' : : Donald frowned and replied, 'No.' : : Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a : condom, they could not have s*x. 'Maybe they : sell them at the front desk,' she suggested. : : So Donald went down to the lobby and asked : the hotel clerk if they had condoms. : : 'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled a : box out from under the counter and gave it : to Donald. The clerk asked, 'Would you like : me to put them on your bill? : : 'No!' Donald quacked, ‘I'll thuffocate’ : : :  Post a Response in Schuylkill County

Re: Donald and Daisy Posted by LoneStar on June 27, 2009, 8:57 am, in reply to "Donald and Daisy" Awwwww that was cute??? LOL --Previous Message-- : Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the : night together in a hotel room and Donald : wanted to have s*x with Daisy. The first : thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a : condom?' : : Donald frowned and replied, 'No.' : : Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a : condom, they could not have s*x. 'Maybe they : sell them at the front desk,' she suggested. : : So Donald went down to the lobby and asked : the hotel clerk if they had condoms. : : 'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled a : box out from under the counter and gave it : to Donald. The clerk asked, 'Would you like : me to put them on your bill? : : 'No!' Donald quacked, ‘I'll thuffocate’ : : :  Post a Response in Schuylkill County

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