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Donald and Daisy

Posted by Breaker on June 26, 2009, 7:45 pm

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have s*x with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a condom?'

Donald frowned and replied, 'No.'

Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have s*x. 'Maybe they sell them at the front desk,' she suggested.

So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.

'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald. The clerk asked, 'Would you like me to put them on your bill?

'No!' Donald quacked, ‘I'll thuffocate’

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Donald and Daisy - Breaker June 26, 2009, 7:45 pm
- Re: Donald and Daisy - Milli June 27, 2009, 7:35 am
- Re: Donald and Daisy - LoneStar June 27, 2009, 8:57 am
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--Previous Message-- : Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the : night together in a hotel room and Donald : wanted to have s*x with Daisy. The first : thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a : condom?' : : Donald frowned and replied, 'No.' : : Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a : condom, they could not have s*x. 'Maybe they : sell them at the front desk,' she suggested. : : So Donald went down to the lobby and asked : the hotel clerk if they had condoms. : : 'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled a : box out from under the counter and gave it : to Donald. The clerk asked, 'Would you like : me to put them on your bill? : : 'No!' Donald quacked, ‘I'll thuffocate’ : : :

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