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Posted by Totally Awesome Guitarist like this one time we were jammin and i went DOODALEEDOODALEEDOODALEE-wwwwWWWHAAAAAA! and then all the dirty hippie panties came off, flew through the air, and landed on the seventeen Tube Screamers i run my totally righteous guitar through. they were SO wet that one of the pedals shorted out and my amp started smoking ... the entire rig burst into flames! so we ended the gig right there ... even though i'm the best guitar player in the greater peoria area there's no way i could have topped that. the bar owner was cool with it ... he paid us four thousand dollars in crisp cocaine-stained hundreds for our aborted set, so once we added that to the $2,857.23 i made selling overpriced weed to the crowd during our breaks i was able to buy a whole new rig, including an entire pallet of Tube Screamers!
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on 4/18/2007, 4:25 pm, in reply to "Major Leage Talent Rock Extraveganza This Friday!"
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Dude we are the shit. people love us. people walk up to me on the street and say "oh my god. you're that guy in Brainchild! wow you guys are awesome! can i suck your dick?" for reals. 
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