Which current (yeah, right!) or former Everton player would you back to score from the halfway line? Let's say the goalkeeper has to start halfway between the ball and the goal and is only allowed to backpedal once the ball has been struck?
Seen Rooney basically do that against West Ham and I reckon James Rodriguez could pull it off in his sleep?
Any others spring to mind?
The FA are now even finding ways to sanction Everton-related dreams. Nightmare on Gwladys Street.
Officially the "World's most miserable football fan"
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