Sir (hahahahaha) Gavin Williamson.
He noted that she was "fornicating with researchers, and Kwasi Kwarteng".
(I mean, Amber Rudd had a go on Kwarteng's assegai as well, but I digress).
Funnily enough, only the other day I met a lad who used to work in Westminster, and got felt up by Truss. Pinched his arse first, then went for the frontal assault. The poor lad related it in the way you'd relate watching your dog being savages by an XL bully.
I think she means willing to shag him.
Which might sound a little strange, but it's asserted in Westminster circles that if you put all the cock she's had end to end, you could fashion a handrail for The Great Wall Of China.
Not that I mean to slut shame her, but she is, categorically, as mad as a badger, and we all know what that means, eh, chaps?
and Bannon, Trump, Putin and the rest if she gets the opportunity, no doubt.
What a great offer from one of the UK's most underrated PMs, who would have been a roaring success if not for the woke lefties, like the financial markets bigwigs.
Hitching her wagon to the populist far right in no uncertain terms.
It seems being a nonsense-spewing, deluded moron and a failure with no self-awareness is no handicap to prosperity in these times.
She doesn't even have a personality though, which may be a slight problem. An unpopular populist.
Still, scary times. The use of the word "bazooka" is not accidental.
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