What about those getting it once a week he asked? A large number identified themselves looking fairly smug. You see said the Prof, pretty happy, not so much as the first group though.
How about once a month? The shamed faced remainder owned up, shuffling their feet, painted grim smiles. You see, just as I predicted, not too pleased.
Any once a year he asked, srta kidding. One wee guy at the back leaps to his feet punching the air, shouting ecstatically, "Me!! But tonight's the night!!!"
It's the way I etc etc...