: I was 'lucky' enough to attend the PFA Awards
: a couple of years ago and he went on some
: stream of conscious waffle about footballers
: who had died that year for about 20 minutes.
: It was the living embodiment of Steve
: Coogan's Swimming Pool Attendant.
: He clearly has a colossal sense of his own
: importance and no-one in the PFA has the
: will or power to tell him what to do. The
: sooner he's booted the better.