You just know, as he's pinching her up and down, he's thinking of a corpse. You just know, as he "bums her into oblivion", he's getting her to "play dead" as he does so.
It wouldn't surprise me if said fit bird went "the whole Natalie Wood" and ended up going over the side so that Quincy, MD, could chuck his muck.
What would Felix Unger say?
: For Quincy
: We open with a shot of a lab- then it buts
: to jack Klugman aka Quincy - he’s seen
: something through a microscope- in short we
: have established he is one clever ####.
: We then move to a group of grizzled US beat
: cops who think they can hack it in quincy’s
: world. He pulls back a sheet under which we
: presume is a corpse, so hideously brutalised
: we aren’t even allowed to see it. He then
: gets a load of implements and sets about it-
: his job is to figure out what has happened.
: Once he is finished all the cops have passed
: out unable to cope with the graphic scene
: that our hero has to cope with on a daily
: basis on bbc 1 just after neighbours. So a
: double hard clever ####.
: At some point we notice he likes a drink
: with other men- he is a mans man. He als
: employs a Chinese bloke so he’s not a right
: wing bigot - hard but fair- like a forensic
: Tommy smith without the benefits fraud and
: the racism. So a fair minded, equality
: promoting double hard clever ####.
: We are then given a series of montages of
: life as Quincy- cutting effortlessly betwixt
: stuff getting blown up, Q doing stuff with
: his mates and a recurring shot of him
: looking at a piece of flesh. We are all
: thinking come oon Quincy have a day off
: mate. We are as viewers now worrying hold on
: a second he’s a bit of a crank surrounded by
: corpses and labs and a Chinese man who has
: no doubt witnessed the brutality of the evil
: communist regime....
: Then the shot cuts the bit of flesh is the
: arm of a fit bird. On, get this Quincy’s
: yacht. Enjoying a glass of vino before he no
: doubt bums her to oblivion on the deck.
: So a fair minded, equality promoting double
: hard clever #### who bangs top birds on his
: Simply unbeatable.