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- Re: tender and diver olympics
Posted by Sancho
on 11/5/2009, 22:14:24, in reply to "tender and diver olympics"
12.173.78.194Here's a couple:
Filling the piss cup, speed, distance, accuracy.
Tender Humiliation - Verbal
440 SodaSorb Bucket Relay
Most completely (over) filled Med-Lock
Tie Breaker - Fastest Moon Pool Filling!!! - Re: tender and diver olympics
Posted by seaurchin1969
on 11/6/2009, 5:46:09, in reply to "Re: tender and diver olympics"
24.149.195.131how about this:
hand crank start Lister 4cyl 5120 cold, solo event
Make a molly hogan in 1 1/2 wire rope
put a socket on the end of 1 1/2" wire rope
Shackle toss, compettitor required to toss 1/2" shackle attached to 50' of 1/2" rope over or into a target. longest distance wins
- Re: tender and diver olympics
Posted by frankthetank
on 11/6/2009, 9:00:51, in reply to "Re: tender and diver olympics"
99.37.163.197A few more:
Howser line toss
Untangling of a bird nested spool of wire rope from a 4-point using a pinch bar
The "strip the video" and retaping of an umbilical
Injector bleed on a jet pump
These are all normally timed events offshore anyway, usually with a healthy helping of "cheering" from nearby supervisor's and divers anyway.
- Re: tender and diver olympics
Posted by TBarnette
on 11/6/2009, 23:51:00, in reply to "Re: tender and diver olympics"
98.199.139.21Untangling of a bird nested spool of wire rope from a 4-point using a pinch bar
I'm guesing I inspired this one
definatly gonna need Zeb doing some cheering in this event you know for good times and what not. - Re: tender and diver olympics
Posted by mleitzell442
on 11/7/2009, 18:43:19, in reply to "Re: tender and diver olympics"
74.203.180.200WHERE DO I SIGN UP! - Re: tender and diver olympics
Posted by Gulf Diver
on 11/8/2009, 10:19:41, in reply to "Re: tender and diver olympics"
67.142.168.20Speed jetting in suger sand, handy cap the fast ones by giving less O2 and the slow ones more O2. - Re: tender and diver olympics
Posted by grapeape
on 11/8/2009, 13:06:26, in reply to "Re: tender and diver olympics"
69.73.121.86One they would surely fukk up.
Properly building a 600' umbillical and testing. Timed. - Re: tender and diver olympics
Posted by htate
on 11/8/2009, 16:34:15, in reply to "Re: tender and diver olympics"
97.196.146.1371. Most shackle pins dropped in 110 minutes.
2. Longest distance from worksite for a downline.
3. 1000 word daily dive log with the least amount of useful information.
4. Time ticket with the most pencil-whipped dives. - Re: tender and diver olympics
Posted by mleitzell442
on 11/8/2009, 23:57:12, in reply to "Re: tender and diver olympics"
74.203.181.249How about
Tenders:
1. Fastest mid-shift meal consumed, and no it will not taste good.
2. Most through gear wash in a pre determined time, like 3 0r 4 air breaks.
(this event should be praticed, cuz lately I don't think anyone cares about this medal...except 4 the guy in the chamber)
3. Stongest B.O., determined by fouchon's finest blown out greasy skanks.
Divers:
1. Longest Hibernation.(no performance enhancing drugs, not even PMs, and no piss jugs.)
2. Most bags, boxes, and useless crap brought onboard.
3. Amount of hard drive space consumed by porn, with a second event based on usage.
And finally, for everyone there should be an Ass kissing contest, those with the dirtiest faces should claim their prize by going inland! - Re: tender and diver olympics
Posted by BostonAJ
on 11/9/2009, 12:24:58, in reply to "Re: tender and diver olympics"
24.26.233.165I got one.
The "who can show up the drunkest and still kinda do his job" challenge. Bonus points if you can talk to a supervisor without letting him know how ridiculously hammered you are.
One clause - doesn't count if the supervisor is Irish. They think booze is a performance enhancing drug.
I know some guys that would probably medal in that event. - Re: tender and diver olympics
Posted by Gulf Diver
on 11/10/2009, 8:11:12, in reply to "Re: tender and diver olympics"
67.142.168.29I've got one for you and I've seen (and smelled) a guy do it.
Longest time to go without a shower, you can only rinse off after a dive, no soap.
The record that I know of is 10 days, lol.... - Re: tender and diver olympics
Posted by ou812
on 11/10/2009, 15:06:08, in reply to "Re: tender and diver olympics"
67.11.214.69Now here's a good one, no joking around. Fastest time pulling 300 feet of burning lead up and on deck. Single man and two man heats. - Re: tender and diver olympics
Posted by bbar
on 11/10/2009, 15:24:57, in reply to "Re: tender and diver olympics"
12.230.129.178Make it a triatheloin 300' burning rig 300' jethose and close it out with break down the dive station and back load
If it wont fit get a bigger hammer - Re: tender and diver olympics
Posted by mleitzell442
on 11/11/2009, 0:12:21, in reply to "Re: tender and diver olympics"
74.203.180.192I'd rather pull on a burnin' rig than hydros any day. So lets come up on a 1 1/2 inch drive with a 3 1/2 in. long socket. Leave it on the downline with the backup wrench hangin with too much lanyard. Then to spice things up have the stage shackeled into downline and keep screamin' at Sup that it's FOULED! - Re: tender and diver olympics
Posted by bbar
on 11/11/2009, 8:10:12, in reply to "Re: tender and diver olympics"
12.230.129.178yes mf indeed!!!!!! best one yet
If it wont fit get a bigger hammer - Re: tender and diver olympics
Posted by TITAN
on 11/11/2009, 18:28:41, in reply to "Re: tender and diver olympics"
69.73.121.86Fooking A - Re: tender and diver olympics
Posted by just1more
on 11/12/2009, 11:50:18, in reply to "Re: tender and diver olympics"
98.199.227.45How about a relay event, guys in Sat asking for things every 45 sec or so (keep it random). The more obscure or locked up items the better. Points lost for spilled food/drinks, temp loss on coffee, etc. Best done on large barge where tenders must run up and down stairs. - Re: tender and diver olympics
Posted by COOTER01
on 11/15/2009, 2:02:55, in reply to "tender and diver olympics"
98.199.139.21Tender olympics yes, but I'm not gonna do shit, nor would any other divers, unless Its required to recieve my check....
So, how bout winning tender gets a gas pop?
Make it interesting, they'll work for that shit,
how bout the blind flange diskus throw, quickest and sharpest knife from saw blade, and the tie breaker: Who can fit the most stolen shit in a duffle bag!