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Tyson: Better tried by 12 than carried by 6

Posted by allen on 2/27/2004, 4:45 pm, in reply to "Re: Wimps"
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From one MA to another: If you are going to shoot at Mike Tyson, don't just shoot to mame him, shoot to Kill. You don't want him coming back after you because you didn't finish the job the first time. As they say: "Better tried by 12 than carried by 6".
In Kenpo we trust,
allen
"Admit nothing, Deny everything and make Counter Accusations".
--Previous Message--
: IF I trained 6-8 hours a day for 2-3 years,
: which I don't, and I had my Sifu (teacher)
: training me I think I might have a small
: chance. I might actually beat and bite
: Tyson's ear off. Biting is allowed in our
: school. Yummy ears, yummy noses. But
: since I don't train that hard I think I'll
: avoid Tyson. Tyson is a world class
: athlete. I'm a world class wimp. If I
: had to confront Tyson I would take out a
: firearm and discharge it several time into
: his knees and shoulders. Then I would
: bite his ear off and claim victory. Of
: course then I would shoot him in the head
: and run away.
: Now, I don't consider my self tough at all.
: Basically I'm a wimp. But just in case
: trouble came to me out of nowhere I know I
: would have a plan, a strategy, some
: training behind me, and, therefore, A
: CHANCE.
: Sifu Tony says, "When you fight the mad
: and the insane all your martial arts go
: down the drain."
: Using this as a precept we understand or at
: least acknowledge the reality that real
: fighting for survival is something you
: must have great respect for and prepare
: for or you will be pounded or dead.
: He gives you the skill to hopefully take out
: an attacker in 3-5 seconds. Anything
: longer will bring exhaustion and defeat.
: You will need extensive endurance training
: to go longer. This is reality. Don't
: even think of taking on more than one
: person. We train for it but it would be
: easier to run a marathon.
: Sifu has a great respect for boxers (he was
: one) and street fighters (he was that
: too). So Sifu always cautions us what
: will or will not work in a real situation.
: Come on in and check out the school. Sifu
: welcomes guests. It's a small school and
: Sifu caters to individuals. You can train
: hard and spar hard or train easy. It's up
: to you and the commitment you make.
:

Message Thread:

Wimps - infamas 2/7/2002, 8:34 pm
- Re: Wimps - Andrew 2/12/2002, 10:47 pm
  - Tyson: Better tried by 12 than carried by 6 - allen 2/27/2004, 4:45 pm
  - Re: Wimps - unimportant 2/21/2002, 3:43 pm
    - Re: Wimps - Andrew 2/22/2002, 12:49 am
      - Re: Wimps crap - applecatch 2/23/2002, 12:39 pm
        
        Re: Wimps crap - boardin 3/12/2002, 2:39 pm
        
        Re: Wimps crap - oliver 2/25/2002, 1:01 am
        
        Re: Wimps crap - Andrew 2/24/2002, 9:22 pm
        
        Re: Wimps crap - John Miller 5/30/2002, 11:59 am
        
        Re: Wimps crap - applecatch 4/8/2002, 5:02 pm
        
        (no subject) - boardin 3/12/2002, 2:37 pm
        
        Re: (no subject) - Andrew 3/13/2002, 11:13 am
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--Previous Message-- : From one MA to another: If you are going to : shoot at Mike Tyson, don't just shoot to : mame him, shoot to Kill. You don't want him : coming back after you because you didn't : finish the job the first time. As they say: : "Better tried by 12 than carried by : 6". : : In Kenpo we trust, : allen : : "Admit nothing, Deny everything and : make Counter Accusations". : : --Previous Message-- : IF I trained 6-8 hours a day for 2-3 years, : which I don't, and I had my Sifu (teacher) : training me I think I might have a small : chance. I might actually beat and bite : Tyson's ear off. Biting is allowed in our : school. Yummy ears, yummy noses. But : since I don't train that hard I think I'll : avoid Tyson. Tyson is a world class : athlete. I'm a world class wimp. If I : had to confront Tyson I would take out a : firearm and discharge it several time into : his knees and shoulders. Then I would : bite his ear off and claim victory. Of : course then I would shoot him in the head : and run away. : Now, I don't consider my self tough at all. : Basically I'm a wimp. But just in case : trouble came to me out of nowhere I know I : would have a plan, a strategy, some : training behind me, and, therefore, A : CHANCE. : Sifu Tony says, "When you fight the mad : and the insane all your martial arts go : down the drain." : Using this as a precept we understand or at : least acknowledge the reality that real : fighting for survival is something you : must have great respect for and prepare : for or you will be pounded or dead. : He gives you the skill to hopefully take out : an attacker in 3-5 seconds. Anything : longer will bring exhaustion and defeat. : You will need extensive endurance training : to go longer. This is reality. Don't : even think of taking on more than one : person. We train for it but it would be : easier to run a marathon. : Sifu has a great respect for boxers (he was : one) and street fighters (he was that : too). So Sifu always cautions us what : will or will not work in a real situation. : Come on in and check out the school. Sifu : welcomes guests. It's a small school and : Sifu caters to individuals. You can train : hard and spar hard or train easy. It's up : to you and the commitment you make. : : :

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