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Posted by Potential Student --Previous Message--
on 9/27/2001, 12:53 pm
This is a very immature discussion. For some reason I was under the impression that this board was for discussing martial arts. Instead, you all talk about how tough you are, get in silly little squabbles with each other, and generally goof off. If that is the approach the school takes to training, count me out.
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: Read this outloud: I AM WE TODD DID
: I AM
: SOFA KING
: WE TODD
: DID
: I don't appreciate your comments and I am
: just trying to prepare myself for the
: final fight.
: I would like to apologize for my previous
: comments. I did not realize you were a
: "Final Fighter". We would very
: much like you to train with us. We, too,
: are interested in training for the final
: fight, and we try to find unique
: individuals like us. While we cannot fight
: while we're in school, we do recommend
: attacking each other outside of school.
: Please come prepared.
: P.S. Please bring your shoes. And glasses.
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: Wing Wiung Fu? What is this?
: Can you teach me?
: : My friend, Ving Tsun Gung Fu very real and
: very in your face. We will be happy to
: teach you, through a series of boring,
: non-interactive drills, how to get
: attacked by just about anyone, as well as,
: amuse your oppenent with a series of hand
: puppet-like motions. I am told at parties,
: when I demonstrate these motions(after I
: got a few in me), that I am, and I quote,
: "quite meddlesome".
: Just last week, my grandmother commented that
: I am a holy terror. Then, using new,
: dynamic Ving Tsun Gung Fu techniques, I
: turned down her oxygen tank.
: We formally invite to come by our school and
: train with us. I assure you that you will
: not only learn about Ving Tsun Gung Fu,
: but also science fiction and comic books.
: We also offer an array of convenient,
: easy-to-use terminology like: :
: "Suburban bodybuilder" and
: "PDHM" (Please don't hurt me).
: Thanks for your interest!
: : Thank you for the response. I am very
: interested in learning the 'hand puppet'
: gestures.
: I am a very petite woman who is very
: flexible. I am able to fold my legs
: behind my head and do flips with my hands.
: I would like to learn how to use these
: 'hand puppet' gestures that you speak of
: to ward off any attacking enemies.
: Would I be studying with the master? I think
: I could please the please with my known
: skills. I hope he can teach me much more.
: : That's great. Are you also retarded?
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: I cannot wait to fight you and kick you in
: your little kiwis. I will bring you to
: your knees little man.
: : Bring it on suckytit.
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