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Posted by Ju Lee --Previous Message-- I cannot wait to fight you and kick you in your little kiwis. I will bring you to your knees little man.
on 9/5/2001, 10:44 am
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: Read this outloud: : I AM WE TODD DID
: I AM
: SOFA KING
: WE TODD
: DID
: I don't appreciate your comments and I am
: just trying to prepare myself for the
: final fight.
: I would like to apologize for my previous
: comments. I did not realize you were a
: "Final Fighter". We would very
: much like you to train with us. We, too,
: are interested in training for the final
: fight, and we try to find unique
: individuals like us. While we cannot fight
: while we're in school, we do recommend
: attacking each other outside of school.
: Please come prepared.
: P.S. Please bring your shoes. And glasses.
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: Wing Wiung Fu? What is this?
: Can you teach me?
: : My friend, Ving Tsun Gung Fu very real and
: very in your face. We will be happy to
: teach you, through a series of boring,
: non-interactive drills, how to get
: attacked by just about anyone, as well as,
: amuse your oppenent with a series of hand
: puppet-like motions. I am told at parties,
: when I demonstrate these motions(after I
: got a few in me), that I am, and I quote,
: "quite meddlesome".
: Just last week, my grandmother commented that
: I am a holy terror. Then, using new,
: dynamic Ving Tsun Gung Fu techniques, I
: turned down her oxygen tank.
: We formally invite to come by our school and
: train with us. I assure you that you will
: not only learn about Ving Tsun Gung Fu,
: but also science fiction and comic books.
: We also offer an array of convenient,
: easy-to-use terminology like: :
: "Suburban bodybuilder" and
: "PDHM" (Please don't hurt me).
: Thanks for your interest!
: : Thank you for the response. I am very
: interested in learning the 'hand puppet'
: gestures.
: I am a very petite woman who is very
: flexible. I am able to fold my legs
: behind my head and do flips with my hands.
: I would like to learn how to use these
: 'hand puppet' gestures that you speak of
: to ward off any attacking enemies.
: Would I be studying with the master? I think
: I could please the please with my known
: skills. I hope he can teach me much more.
: : That's great. Are you also retarded?
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