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Posted by Andy on 9/5/2001, 10:03 am --Previous Message-- We formally invite to come by our school and train with us. I assure you that you will not only learn about Ving Tsun Gung Fu, but also science fiction and comic books. We also offer an array of convenient, easy-to-use terminology like: "Suburban bodybuilder" and "PDHM" (Please don't hurt me). Thanks for your interest!
: Wing Wiung Fu? What is this?
: Can you teach me?
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My friend, Ving Tsun Gung Fu very real and very in your face. We will be happy to teach you, through a series of boring, non-interactive drills, how to get attacked by just about anyone, as well as, amuse your oppenent with a series of hand puppet-like motions. I am told at parties, when I demonstrate these motions(after I got a few in me), that I am, and I quote, "quite meddlesome".
Just last week, my grandmother commented that I am a holy terror. Then, using new, dynamic Ving Tsun Gung Fu techniques, I turned down her oxygen tank.
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