Re: I Charge Fraud!
Sure, Mike, sure. It wouldn't have been so bad but I was trying to impress a young lady and that canned fish sure didn't help me any. Had planned on a little drive out to the duck pond after dinner but not with mackerel on her breath. And on top of that, the only thing the gypsy knew how to play was 'Turkey In the Straw', not to mention the guy at the table next to us loosened his belt and started making whistling noises while he ate. Should have just stopped at the grocery store and got a loaf of bread and some baloney. Heartaches, nothing but heartaches!
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