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Posted by AzHomie on October 20, 2009, 2:52 pm
If a man cuts his finger off while
slicing salami at work,
he blames the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
your family blames the
tobacco company..
If your neighbor crashes
into a tree while driving home drunk,
he blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren are
Brats without manners,
you blame television.
If your friend is shot by a
deranged madman,
you blame the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks
into the cockpit and
tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
and the passengers
kill him instead,
the mother of the crazed deceased
blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to
understand the world
as it is anymore..
So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED
ASS is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to blame Bill Gates.
Have a Nice day....
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