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    The five ages of football

    Posted by Real Ale drinking Statto Bloke on 13/9/2017, 14:03:06
    109.145.208.253

    From the Guardian
    "There are five ages to being a football fan. In Age One, you are the wide-eyed innocent in your fatherís wake, awestruck at every kick, scream and swearword.
    In the Second Age, you are the young teenager at the game with mates, gleefully and liberally squawking those same swearwords.
    In Age Three, in your late teens and early 20s, you are the detached, laconic observer, trying to pretend that you donít care by laughing at your teamís failures, all the while hurting underneath.
    In the Fourth Age, now in your 30s and 40s, perhaps with a family of your own, you prefer to sit and analyse, making frequent references to players and games from the past.
    You have reached peak wisdom, because in Age Five, as you hit middle age and beyond, you feel that your loyalty and longevity entitle you to do and say whatever the hell you want."
    So we all end up like this..though I think I went from Age One straight to Age Five

      Re: The five ages of football

      Posted by Andre Gray on 13/9/2017, 16:43:37, in reply to "The five ages of football"
      165.120.221.213

      Great photo of Kennelwoth Lane

        Re: The five ages of football

        Posted by 4-4-2 on 13/9/2017, 16:52:09, in reply to "Re: The five ages of football"
        31.51.70.57

        Villa nil

          Re: The five ages of football

          Posted by Real Ale drinking Statto Bloke on 13/9/2017, 16:51:17, in reply to "Re: The five ages of football"
          109.145.208.253

          Dull as usual.

          Re: The five ages of football

          Posted by 4-4-2 on 13/9/2017, 14:37:36, in reply to "The five ages of football"
          31.51.70.57

          Teeth, despite being Newport's toughest Grandad, is still in the second age.

          BTW, that award winning brewery I mentioned to you last year (if you can remember), well my son has just got a job there as a trainee brewer.

          Free beer!

          I wouldn't put the name of it on here as one of my weedy stalker's might start stalking them

            Re: The five ages of football

            Posted by Teeth on 13/9/2017, 16:15:58, in reply to "Re: The five ages of football"
            213.205.198.108

            FFS Prosser you're getting desperate now. Those couple of days last week when you took a right bashing must've hurt.

            Just as well pongo deleted the best of it lol.

              Re: The five ages of football

              Posted by 4-4-2 on 13/9/2017, 16:19:30, in reply to "Re: The five ages of football"
              31.51.70.57

              He left this bit

              "I'd rather have a pint with A and yourself and talk about football before having one in thecons club just before the game".






                Re: The five ages of football

                Posted by Teeth on 13/9/2017, 16:24:20, in reply to "Re: The five ages of football"
                213.205.198.108

                And? It was an invitation to have a pint before the game.

                  Re: The five ages of football

                  Posted by 4-4-2 on 13/9/2017, 16:27:23, in reply to "Re: The five ages of football"
                  31.51.70.57

                  And then you had two halfs of bitter shandy and did your "Top girl" routine.

                  Bottle job

                    Re: The five ages of football

                    Posted by Teeth on 13/9/2017, 16:30:06, in reply to "Re: The five ages of football"
                    213.205.198.108

                    You really are a fecking clown.

                      Re: The five ages of football

                      Posted by 4-4-2 on 13/9/2017, 16:31:27, in reply to "Re: The five ages of football"
                      31.51.70.57

                      And you really are a crybaby.

                      Chin up

              Re: The five ages of football

              Posted by Real Ale drinking Statto Bloke on 13/9/2017, 14:43:51, in reply to "Re: The five ages of football"
              109.145.208.253

              Well done your boy. Crudgington's wasn't it

                Re: The five ages of football

                Posted by 4-4-2 on 13/9/2017, 14:46:24, in reply to "Re: The five ages of football"
                31.51.70.57

                That's the one

                He turned up wearing a suit and they were all wearing shorts and T-shirts.

                I think it was his great beard that got him the job!

                  Re: The five ages of football

                  Posted by Real Ale drinking Statto Bloke on 13/9/2017, 14:47:03, in reply to "Re: The five ages of football"
                  109.145.208.253

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