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Posted by the one and only on 5/26/2001, 9:36 pm The One
whilst driving to the house of some relatives in the summer of the year of our lord 2000 a gigantic lorry travelling at a speed of approximately 61.5 miles per hour sped directly towards us. an attempt to turn the car and dodge the lorry was made by my screaming parent(s) but this only succeeded in making the car easier to shunt off the road, whereupon it rolled over several times until it came to a halt on it's roof. i then spent a somewhat monotonous 23 hours lying in the car, groaning softly and cradling my head, which by this time had a lot of blood on the incorrect side of it's skull until an ambulance was called for by some upstanding member of the community trying to help his fellow man. i was rushed to hospital, where my head was bandaged up and where i resided for the remainder of the summer. whilst idly flipping through hospital tv of a morning i happened across a rerun of the s club 7 tv show thingy. i laughed until i cried at s club 7's witty jokes, well-conceived, original storylines and impeccable acting ability. it was only then that i realised i'd been permanently brain damaged.
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