Posted by Self-Confessed Porn Star on 2/15/2005, 1:40 pm For I slept in my bed, And now, my bed is no more, When he thought this, I thought, He never dreamt the wet dream, So I still dream the wet dream, The End
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I dream the wet dream,
I walk the wet walk,
I act the wet act,
I talk the wet talk,
With the blanket covering my feet,
When I thought of Carmen Electra,
I ejaculated on my sheets,
I threw it away,
Because also there was my little brother,
He thought I turned gay,
"Als neiben thesd Schlitler,"
That's German for "I'm Gonna Die",
Because my father's Adolf Hitler,
Never experienced it at all,
Because that rectangular-moustached twat,
Only had one ball,
When I'm dead, floating towards Venis,
Because around me, naecrophiliacs,
Are fiddling with my penis.
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