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Posted by Hoggers Last seen in the vicinity of APND (Australia's Premier Nightclub District) around Northbridge, last Sunday, moving with rapid speed toward the grape-producing region of Western Australia. Rumoured to have migrated in an easterly direction and may be accompanied by a taller, balder humanoid referred to (affectionately) as Woody. Approach both individuals with caution if without free food and/or alcholic beverages. Prone to aggressive mood swings given topic of cricket and general state of English sport. May have little abilty to hold sensible conversation post sunset. Knowledge of whereabouts are not required unless within 1000km of Perth.
on December 22, 2006, 1:13 pm
Lost - 1 short, dark, semi-athletic humanoid answering to the name of Perky.
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