Posted by Jeremy Salvo
on 6/2/2004, 8:54 pm
MY NAME IS JEREMY SALVO. I'M 29 YEARS OLD, WELL NOT REALLY I JUST TELL PEOPLE THAT. I'M REALLY IN MY EARLY 30'S. I'M A HABITUAL LIAR. I'M A NOTORIOUS ONLINE PERSONALITY WHO PRETENDS TO BE OTHER PEOPLE WHO CHAT ONLINE. I MUST CONFESS TO THE WORLD ABOUT WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT I REALLY AM. I CHAT UNDER THE NAME WOLFESNEST ON AOL, AIM INSTANT MESSENGER. I GO ON AIM CHAT ROOMS AND IN AOL CHAT ROOMS, MOST FAMOUSLY SOUTH FLORIDA ROOM. I DRIVE A CHEAP WHITE FORD MUSTANG AND I HAVE AN UGLY OLDER BROTHER NAMED RICHARD WHO LOOKS LIKE YODA FROM STAR WARS. I'M A LOAN PROCESSOR (A NOBODY WITH NO POWER) FOR A 3RD RATE SMALL MORTGAGE COMPANY IN THE FORT LAUDERDALE AREA/COCONUT CREEK AREA. EVERYONE I WORK WITH THINKS I'M REALLY STUPID AND I'M WORTHLESS. THEY MIGHT BE RIGHT BUT AS LONG AS I'M SUCKIN JOHN NESBITT'S DICK, I'LL HAVE A JOB. JOHN IS MY BOSS AND HE AND I MOVED DOWN TO FLORIDA TOGETHER FROM SOUTH CAROLINA. I'M ALSO A RACIST. I HAVE A CONFEDERATE FLAG TATTOO ON MY ARM. I GOT IT WHEN I WAS IN THE ARMY. I'M A TOTAL SHIT AND THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW IT. LOOK ME UP SOMETIME! I'M WOLFESNEST, BETTER KNOWN TO THE REAL WORLD AS JEREMY SALVO. PLEASE, KICK MY ASS BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T, THE RUSSIANS WHO ARE AFTER ME WILL. THEY'RE GOING TO CUT OFF MY FINGERS. HELP ME?
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