Posted by Tannhaeuser
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on 7/5/2009, 7:28 am
Message modified by user Tannhaeuser 7/6/2009, 9:22 am
I haven’t done one of these in a while, so I reckon it’s about time for the...
10. Each of the kids’ weapons has a “power-up” sequence, which plays EVERY SINGLE TIME the weapon is used.
9. All vocal parts are done by Lou Scheimer and his children.
8. Wor-Duk, Kel-Ek, and U-Gor show up each week as Venge-Or’s muscle-bound, bungling minions — Venge-Or calls them “dolts” and “bumblers” and shoots fireballs at them. Only Lolth displays any competence.
7. Instead of rhyming, Pres-Tor now announces his spells with “Take THAT, Horn-Head!”
6. Dungeon-Mastor now lives at the Hall of Bones™ playset, with Electro-Skull Action™!
5. Stock footage. Did I mention stock footage?
4. The annoying Uni can change at will into the awesome Battlecorn.
3. Sheila and Diana wear even less, and are 50% bustier.
2. “In today’s episode, Venge-Or disguised himself as a stranger to get the Kids’ Magic Weapons. If a stranger tries to talk to you or get your Magic Weapon, run and tell your mom, a teacher, or a nice policeman. Bye, now!”
…and the number one change if Filmation had done D&D:
1. “IIIIII AAAAAAAAAMMMMM EEEEEERRRRRRRRIIIIIIIICCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!“
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