Posted by Kimmy
on 3/11/2008, 6:54 pm, in reply to "Tannhäuser’s Birthday (In the Words of the D&D Cartoon Cast)"
Happy Birthday Tann!
And the B-day quotes still make me laugh! Hope you have a great day!
- Kimmy 
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: With special thanks to Kryschenn, Rummi, and Zakiyah for their
: contributions.
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: Dungeon Master: Nearly a thousand years ago, in a far distant
: land, a young Tannhäuser was born…we all make mistakes, and Tann
: was his Mom’s…
: Shadow Demon: Master! The Young Ones — Tann is not one of
: them!
: Venger: FOOL! Give me the birthday cake — NOW!
: Tiamat: In the Dragons’ Graveyard, Tann will get as many
: presents as … Venger!
: Hank: It’s all my fault! If I had given better directions,
: Tann wouldn’t be so old today!
: Eric: Wow, Tann’s nearly as old as my Dad’s castle in
: Scotland!
: Sheila: Gee, guys, I’m worried about Tann’s present.
: Presto: Abraca-smarty! Take us to Tann’s Party! (They appear
: at the Republican National Convention.) Sorry, guys.
: Bobby: Look at all those candles! Gnarly!
: Uni: Me-aaah, myarrr-eeeeehhh!
: Diana: Let ME try to blow out the candles!
: Kelek: The ice cream is mine! The party hats are mine! Now
: you will call ME the Birthday Boy!
: Warduke: Tell Tann that the present is his — for the right
: price!
: Bog Beast: When he blow out candles, Tann should wish he not
: so old and ugly , ha ha ha!
: Dekion: Only one whose heart is pure, one who could be a
: Teutonic Knight, may enter Tann’s party and sample its
: bountiful buffet!
: Sorlarz: Dungeon Master is wrong! Tann will find only evil on
: his birthday!
: Zandora: And if you open the magic box, you will find a
: stairway to Tann’s party.
: The Giant with the Brooklyn Accent: Hey, Willie doesn’t like
: not ta get ta blow out de candles!
: Terri: I had this really strange dream last night…about that
: round, chewy thing with icing…and these waxy glowing things ...
: I dreamed about them, too!
: Eric: Biiiiirth-day! Biiiiiirth-day! Tann has got a
: biiiiirth-day!
: Tann: Knock it OFF!
: Queen Sulinara: We are volunteers, to protect Tann's birthday
: cake from falling into Venger’s hands ... and should the gates
: fall, to eat it ourselves!
: Ramoud: Tann? Tann had a birthday at my palace once...many,
: many, MANY years ago....
: Varla: It’s all my fault — Tann’s birthday, his last
: forty-four years — they’re both my illusions!
: Kosar: You don’t understand! It is Tann’s birthday!
: Eric: Hold the cake.
: Josef Müller: No, Diana… I never vent to zat Party!
: Lorne: Gosh, in forty-four years, Tann’s grown to be nearly as
: annoying as Eric!
: Karena: All you want for your birthday is my friendship —
: that’s all?
: The Darkling: That cake — TOO MUCH LIGHT!
: Amber: It’s the silly one’s birthday! C’mon, Presto, let’s
: party!
: Tann: Oh, great! Three full moons, and I still don’t get a
: werewolf for my birthday!
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