Posted by Tannhaeuser
on 3/11/2008, 12:03 am
Message modified by user Tannhaeuser 3/11/2008, 12:10 am
With special thanks to Kryschenn, Rummi, and Zakiyah for their contributions.
Dungeon Master: Nearly a thousand years ago, in a far distant land, a young Tannhäuser was born…we all make mistakes, and Tann was his Mom’s…
Shadow Demon: Master! The Young Ones — Tann is not one of them!
Venger: FOOL! Give me the birthday cake — NOW!
Tiamat: In the Dragons’ Graveyard, Tann will get as many presents as … Venger!
Hank: It’s all my fault! If I had given better directions, Tann wouldn’t be so old today!
Eric: Wow, Tann’s nearly as old as my Dad’s castle in Scotland!
Sheila: Gee, guys, I’m worried about Tann’s present.
Presto: Abraca-smarty! Take us to Tann’s Party! (They appear at the Republican National Convention.) Sorry, guys.
Bobby: Look at all those candles! Gnarly!
Uni: Me-aaah, myarrr-eeeeehhh!
Diana: Let ME try to blow out the candles!
Kelek: The ice cream is mine! The party hats are mine! Now you will call ME the Birthday Boy!
Warduke: Tell Tann that the present is his — for the right price!
Bog Beast: When he blow out candles, Tann should wish he not so old and ugly, ha ha ha!
Dekion: Only one whose heart is pure, one who could be a Teutonic Knight, may enter Tann’s party and sample its bountiful buffet!
Sorlarz: Dungeon Master is wrong! Tann will find only evil on his birthday!
Zandora: And if you open the magic box, you will find a stairway to Tann’s party.
The Giant with the Brooklyn Accent: Hey, Willie doesn’t like not ta get ta blow out de candles!
Terri: I had this really strange dream last night…about that round, chewy thing with icing…and these waxy glowing things ... I dreamed about them, too!
Eric: Biiiiirth-day! Biiiiiirth-day! Tann has got a biiiiirth-day!
Tann: Knock it OFF!
Queen Sulinara: We are volunteers, to protect Tann's birthday cake from falling into Venger’s hands ... and should the gates fall, to eat it ourselves!
Ramoud: Tann? Tann had a birthday at my palace once...many, many, MANY years ago....
Varla: It’s all my fault — Tann’s birthday, his last forty-four years — they’re both my illusions!
Kosar: You don’t understand! It is Tann’s birthday!
Eric: Hold the cake.
Josef Müller: No, Diana… I never vent to zat Party!
Lorne: Gosh, in forty-four years, Tann’s grown to be nearly as annoying as Eric!
Karena: All you want for your birthday is my friendship — that’s all?
The Darkling: That cake — TOO MUCH LIGHT!
Amber: It’s the silly one’s birthday! C’mon, Presto, let’s party!
Tann: Oh, great! Three full moons, and I still don’t get a werewolf for my birthday!
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