Posted by Random Scribbles Cor Blimey, Pip Pip me old Muck, --Previous Message--
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on 9/21/2007, 5:21 am, in reply to "Re: D&DC Guest Star Limericks"
Dedicated to Sir John: owner of the worst British accent from 1983 all the way up until Frasier went rubbish and introduced the Daphne's brother Simon...
Sir John's accent has come all unstuck.
It wanders all over
From Dundee to Dover
Hoots Mon! Ecky Thump! Luvvaduck!
: No wait! I've got more! I can't stop! It's more fun than
: writing a grant!
:
:
: There once was a queen named Tasmira,
: Who possessed a wondrous old mirr-a,
: Which, when it was strong,
: (Ere Eric came along),
: Could getcha to there-a from here-a.
:
: Queen Lolth could reflect with derision,
: Now that free-fall enlightened her vision,
: That choosing to sit
: O'er a bottomless pit
: Was prob'ly an unwise decision.
:
: There once was a pilot from Texas,
: Who flew through a shimmering nexus.
: Then, to his distress,
: Some guy in a dress
: Made off with his plane using hexes!
:
:
: ...OMG so much more fun than writing a grant....
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