Posted by Frank on 5/12/2004, 9:44 am, in reply to "Re: Osama Bin Laden calculates to 666" AP 5/12/04 By Peter Graldington Osama paid the King Pigmy Bo Walla Walla $2,587,000 to stay on the island. Osama spent his time there editing his new book The Real Koran. Osama was scheduled to go on a book signing tour in Sudan this summer. Omar is said to have a bad case of cabin fever during his stay. The Pigmy Tribe was getting upset with Omars boozing it up, pinching the tits of the Pigmy tribal daughters and constantly singing Row Row Row Your Boat. After not seeing Omar for over two weeks, Osama visited King Pigmy Bo Walla Walla in his hut. As Osama entered the hut, he noticed a funny looking shrunken head with a turban that resembled Omar. Becoming nervous Osama demanded to leave the island. King Bo Walla Walla said, Boo walla walla de mo boo be dimo walla booga. Osamas translator said that he said, The tribe wants to invite you to a farewell dinner tonight. Osama, not being a very educated man about Pigmys, accepted the invitation. That night Osama asked what was going to be served, as pork is not to be eaten by such a holy Muslim Murderers. Just then 40 3-foot tall pigmies in ceremonial dress and machetes surrounded Osama, They chopped him into bight size peaces and ate him. What was left over was feed to the pigmy farm pigs. King Pigmy Bo Walla Walla cut Osamas head off, pulled the skin off, stuffed the head with pig blood and pig meat, sewed up the eyes and mouth and boiled the head in a vat of oil for 8 hours. When U.S. forces walked into King Pigmy Bo Walla Wallas hut there were two shrunken heads with beards and turbans swaying back and forth in the wind. When Sergeant Tommy of the 800th division asked King Pigmy Bo Walla Walla how Osama tasted, he just smiled and said, Booga booga de vopa walla boogy. When Tommy asked the interpreter what he said, the interpreter said, A little like chicken. Poor old Osama. His money was no good in Toba Toba!
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Osama and Omar dead.
U.S. Forces have confirmed Osama and Omar are dead. In order to elude capture, Osama Bin Laden and Omar traveled to the Pigmy island to Toba. Toba is located off the Indonesian mainland.
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