Remember as a lad I was an ardent believer in Father Christmas and got into arguments/fights with other lads who said he wasn't real. Then one Christmas Eve was watching a bond film with my arl fella and Bond was placing hairs across the doors and windows so he could see if anyone went in his hotel room. Thought I could do the same to our house to prove Father Christmas was real so secured all the entrances. My ma decided things had gone too far so had a chat about things. Didn't go well, I was furious at having been lied to.