My mate had not long passed his test and he had a company car so drove to all the aways that season on free fuel.
We were on a dual carriageway trying to get to the M6 (we left at 3-0) and some guy was doing the Soccer AM 'Easy, easy' thing at the traffic.
I didn't even think of it and called him a wanker and gave him the Nescafé shuffle. Then, just like the inbetweeeners 'Bus wanker' scene, the traffic stopped in front of us.
I looked and Dean had jumped the barrier and was chasing after us.
Somehow we got away and we still laugh about how my mates company car (and me) got away from a beating.