Re: Biggest xmas do horror story you (or your mate) has ever experienced? Archived Message
Posted by efcman4ever on December 4, 2023, 1:15 pm, in reply to "Re: Biggest xmas do horror story you (or your mate) has ever experienced?"
its your typical tale of 20 year old bellends who cant hold their ale (basically me and my +1) she had a couple of spare tickets so invited me and my mate - we had been out in the afternoon having a few bevvies so were well on the way. it was a prepaid fancy dress do with all the ale (they set up a bar with barrels and shorts etc) and food (buffet) included - obviously everyone from her work were all in fancy dress. i have only a vague recollection of the evening due to be being bladdered when i turned up, but i do remember me and my pal opening up butties off the buffet and launching them like pancakes at the ceiling, sticking them in place - my mate (honest) was laughing that much he pissed his keks. anyway, the lager barrel ran out, and because i was doing a bit of bar work at the time decided i was the man for the job to change it - even though i had never even seen inside a beer cellar. the bar was just set up in a corner of the room. there was ale spray everywhere - all over people. obviously i was covered in at being at the epicentre. a couple of the partygoers decided enough was enough and we ended up outside scrapping. i can recall being held apart once things had run their course saying "Feck off Peter Pan" to Robin Hood, who bizarrely took it as a massive insult. i was on my year out from uni at the time, and was working on a term contract whose main client was the place my mrs worked. when i turned in to work with a black eye on the monday and they prised the truth out of me, i was treated as some kind of conquering hero.
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