Belated happy birthday to you. If you are in the Goodison vicinity any time soon, and unveil yourself (oo er), I'll buy you a well earned birthday drink, for some of those fantastic one liners that have given me such belly laighs, even during terrible times in my personal life.
You almost caused my stitches to burst after one surgery, i actually leaked blood all over the hozzie bed, because i had laughed so much at one of your posts.