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: A cheap B movie sort of inspired by The
: Expendables and about a zillion low budget
: movies made in the Philippines starring
: people like Brent Huff and Rolf Mueller.
:
: Cary Hiroyuki-Tagawa is the same evil
: villain he almost always plays. After a
: heist/ambushing the police, he and the
: hulking Matthias Hues murder Tia Carrere's
: husband. Tia is older, but still good
: looking.
:
: She hires Caspar Van Dine, doing a sort of
: Dirk Benedict impression, and Alexander
: Nevsky, a wooden totem masquerading as a
: person, to find the killers. Nevsky's
: English gets worse as the movie goes on.
:
: They fiddle around the city, complete with
: the mandatory visit to a strip club, and
: eventually have to go to the jungle. They
: assemble a squad including Oliver Grunier,
: Mark Dascasos, Don Wilson, and Cynthia
: Rothrock.
:
: Not bad, with a twist at the end. You know
: what you're getting when you decide to see
: it. I've seen better, but I've seen much,
: much worse.
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