You might be a runner...
Posted by Mary on February 19, 2007, 3:48 pm
You might be a runner if...
- hearing the soundtrack to "Rocky" gives you goose bumps.
- you wear a black, plastic sports watch with your dress clothes.
- you can remember a time from a race 4 years ago, but you can't remember your friend's birthdays.
- you are not embarassed to show someone where your hamstring "really" hurts.
- you know your resting heart rate, maximum heart rate, and exactly what your heart rate is at all parts of your run.
- you wear your running shorts underneath your work clothes so that you can quickly get running after work.
- you love shoes...running shoes.
- you won't drive by any running store without a quick look inside.
- you know exactly how far a kilometer is.
- you have more old dirty shoes piled by the door than a farmer.
- you've seen Chariots of Fire at least 5 times.
- you read each month's issue of Runner's World cover to cover within 24 hours.
- you get excited when you hear that there is a new Gatorade flavor.
- you not only know how you did in a race, but you know exactly how every other runner finished.
- you spend at least 25% of your income on running stuff.
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Link: Running Humor
