For all us alumni, I heard of a place where rent is cheap and the medical care is outstanding.
Semi-assisted living in a pastoral area, nurses that server your meds we all may need: vicodin, peraset, oxy, peozac, ambien, advil. etc
Miller lite and jameson are considered food groups and for an extra fee, they'll even wipe your ass if your shoulder and back problems prevent you from reaching.
Most importantly, every doorway is crested "Thunder 4 Life".
I'm looking forward to seein the new blood, I may even be around a little bit to tape some ankles, but only if page washes his ####ing feet.