
Posted by Mary in CT
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on May 20, 2009, 6:49 pm, in reply to "NDR - FOR PET LOVERS ONLY! - PET DIARIES"
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Cats have never forgotten this!
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: RUFUS WRITES:
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: 8:00 a.m. - Dog food! My favorite thing!
: 9:30 a.m. - A car ride! My favorite thing
: 9:40 a.m. - A walk in the park! My favorite
: thing!
: 10:30 a.m. - Got rubbed and petted! My
: favorite thing!
: 12:00 p.m. - Lunch! My favorite thing!
: 1:00 p.m. - Played in the yard! My favorite
: thing!
: 3:00 p.m. - Wagged my tail! My favorite
: thing!
: 5:00 p.m. - Milk Bones! My favorite thing!
: 7:00 p.m. - Got to play ball! My favorite
: thing!
: 8:00 p.m. - Wow! Watched TV with the people!
: My favorite thing!
: 11:00 p.m. - Sleeping on the bed! My
: favorite thing!
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: PRETTY KITTY WRITES
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: Day 983 of my captivity.
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: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre
: little dangling objects. They dine lavishly
: on fresh meat while the other inmates and I
: are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.
: Although I make my contempt for the rations
: perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat
: something in order to keep up my strength.
: The only thing that keeps me going is my
: dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust
: them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
:
: Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its
: headless body at their feet. I had hoped
: this would strike fear into their hearts
: since it clearly demonstrates what I am
: capable of. However they merely made
: condescending comments about what a
: "good little hunter" I am.
: Bastards...
:
: There was some sort of assembly of their
: accomplices tonight. I was placed in
: solitary confinement for the duration of the
: event. However, I could hear the noises and
: smell the food. I overheard that my
: confinement was due to the power of
: "allergies." I must learn what
: this means and how to use it to my
: advantage.
:
: Today I was almost successful in an attempt
: to assassinate one of my tormentors by
: weaving around his feet as he was walking. I
: must try that again tomorrow but at the top
: of the stairs.
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: I am convinced that the other prisoners here
: are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives
: special privileges. He is regularly released
: and seems to be more than willing to return.
: He is obviously retarded. The bird has got
: to be an informant. I observe him
: communicating with the guards regularly. I
: am certain that he reports my every move. My
: captors have arranged protective custody for
: him in an elevated cell so he is safe...for
: now...
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