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Posted by Morrigaine on February 29, 2008, 4:03 pm, in reply to "I have had a horrible two days. A friend cheered me up with this. Warning. Strong language. Enjoy..."
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WOOHOO!! I needed this today!!!heehee thanks!
--Previous Message--
: A Sissy Friendship Poem
:
: Are you tired of those sissy
: "friendship" poems that
: always sound good, but never actually
: come close to reality? Well, here is a
: series of promises that actually speak
: of true friendship. You will see no
: cutesy little smiley faces on this
: card-
:
: Just the stone cold truth of our great
: friendship.
:
:
:
: 1. When you are sad --I will help you
: get drunk and plot revenge against the
: sorry bastard who made you sad.
:
: 2. When you are blue -- I will try to
: dislodge whatever is choking you.
:
: 3. When you smile -- I will know you
: finally got laid.
:
: 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on
: you about it every chance I get.
:
: 5.When you are worried -- I will tell
: you horrible stories about how much
: worse it could be until you quit
: whining.
:
: 6. When you are confused -- I will use
: little words.
:
: 7.When you are sick --Stay the hell
: away from me until you are well again.
: I don't want whatever you have.
:
: 8. When you fall -- I will point and
: laugh at your clumsy ass.
:
: 9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to
: the end. "Why?" you may ask;
:
: "because you are my friend".
:
: Friendship is like peeing your pants,
:
: everyone can see it,
:
: But only you can feel the true warmth.
:
: Send this to 10 of your closest
: friends,
:
: Then get depressed because you can only
: think
:
: of 4.
:
:
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