Hi everyone.
I just read this fantasy haircut story posting today, and I am trying to figure out who this ProgienicTen is.
What I don't understand is, if he is that barber (Dan or whoever) in London at Regal Gentleman or works there at Hunter Collective, why is he saying that he got a haircut in California (twice in the last 20 days)?
Would he not just cut his own hair or have a co-worker at his salon or hair school give him a high-n-tight haircut that he bragged here about two days ago?
And did anyone notice when some readers here questioned Max's haircut featured in that December 2019 haircut video on YouTube, ProgienicTen got very defensive, and saying that there was a slight mistake. What barber would not come to defend himself?
American tourist and good-looking lad Max wanted a medium fade, but when ProgienicTen got too clipper-happy while being filmed, he finally admitted that it was a high skin fade, and damn good one at that. But when things turn out good like this so-called haircut a couple days ago, he was more than happy and excited on Sunday.
And thats another thing, he posted this on a Sunday, and if that story was for real and he got a haircut at a barbershop a few hours before he came running to post his story here, he would not have been getting a high-and-tight in a barbershop because it was a Sunday (September 6). What barbershops are open on a Sunday?
But then it is re-posted (in red lettering) on Monday, it was Labor Day. Barbershops in the USA are closed on Labor Day, so he must in the UK or Dublin, Ireland where Monday was just any day of the week there, not a holiday. So both days, either Sunday or Monday, did not make any sense UNLESS, again unless, he is actually in...of all places...Dublin, Ireland. This is all making sense now.
Does ProgienicTen even know when and where he got his high-and-tight haircut he wrote about here?
I doubt it, all because that was just seven paragraphs of fantasy dreams concocted by him. Notice that he still can't say or remember what "renegade" barbershop that he went to, it is always an unnamed vague "barbershop". Are you sure it wasn't at the Regal Gentleman? A place you bragged about and made sure that we saw your online website links to promote your haircutting business, and you were more than quick to defend Max's haircut video.
However, as much as he denies it, ProgienicTen is a barber because he said here that he met someone to give them a high-and-tight a few months ago, during COVID no less, and that he told Luke here that he would be wiling to shave Luke's head just like how his pal Tenny looked when they went camping many years ago. What person would do either if they are not experienced with those types of male hair-styles?
And this guy ProgienicTen knows what 5-ought clippers and other barber things are. A typical guy getting a haircut barely knows what a two or a three is, much less exact blade lengths and clipper names.
Also, he said here that likes Oster 10 Progienic Ten hair clippers and he uses that trademarked name as his name here.
And if you think, the reason why all this summer ProgienicTen has amazingly had all of this time to post all of these haircut and barbershop scene photos is that he is an out of work barber with plenty of time on his hands because barbershops and salons are closed due to COVID-19 as this virus has hit England and southern California hard, and barbershops and salons are closed. So he kills his free time with hours and hours of barbershop research, posting of photographs, and living on this message board. Obsessed much?
So, just like at the end of each episode of the evening game show To Tell the Truth, will the real ProgienicTen stand up and explain yourself, and show off that fictional high-and-tight. At least give him credit, he has a great imagination.
It is not April Fools day folks, but we are fooled if we don't think that this guy, ProgienicTen, is actually unemployed Dan Gregory working in Ireland or England and is obsessed with American hairstyles (Marine Corps high and tight) and American barbershops, hence all of these endless photos of places he may wish to be working at if he was not hiding in Ireland or England.
Sherlock Holmes, you've met your match!! Now, where can I get a high-and-tight haircut near Birmingham, West Midlands, I need it!! Wanna come with me Dan...I mean...Sir ProgiencTen?
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