Posted by Fi
on March 11, 2003, 11:07:53
157.100.45.7
If you have seen this dangerous criminal, beware!
The following statistics regarding his person should help citizens avoid this man, who has thus far managed to escape the law. Warning: he enjoys posing as a gasta rapper, but in fact is currently unemployed.
Name: Silvio Andreos Vaca Talbot
Age: Five weeks old
Height: bigger than a breadbox; smaller than a guitar
Weight: consciously attempts to gain weight to avoid being apprehended
Defining characteristics: baby-faced, red bracelet around ankle to "ward off the evil eye", powerful set of lungs.
Alias: "The Worm", "El Huambra"
Alibi: Always claims to have been with Fernando Vaca, Fiona Talbot-Strong, or both, or mutters "I was sleeping at that time... What?"
Follow the link for an image of this wily criminal.
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