Posted by The guardian I realize I haven't post anything here for a long long time now... oh well. Anyway, I don't have much time now, my life lately have been busy busy busy. My big brother got married a week ago which was Kamaboza (no, it's not an Hebrew word... I just made it up, aren't u proud?). I also started to work again in waitering at weddings which is a really good thing, only that I don't have a working permission from the army, which makes it all illegal. No one cares and everyone who can work while in the army, do so anyway. The funny thing is how my luck is changing the world. U see, people are working in these kind of jobs for three years and never get caught, but I... I am beating all odds. Statistics can't touch me. Anyway, to make this becoming-too-long story a shorter one, I am having a trail in 11 hours, the deputy himself volenteered to be the judge, how lovely We passed a paper in the base for people to put bets on what will be the punishment. The worst one was a week in jail (actually 35 days grounded to the base is worse) and the best one was 10 days grounded (Only one person bet on this option, me). Even though it can be cool to be in Jail for a week (and I bet u would all like to be able to say that u know someone who was in the Israeli Millitery Jail... especially Sinclair, u would probably like to tell that story... what won't I do for my friends Till next time, have fun, be happy and take life easy, I think I'll tell exactly that to the deputy dude... maybe I'll try to offer him 10%... I wander if he liked the Sushi at the wedding, I think it was really good...
on June 10, 2001, 20:27:11
Greetings all!
I hope u are all doing well. I just wanted to warn anyone who is a male and thought about doing something nasty to my best friend. I will not see such a thing in a pretty eye (do u have that mighty cool thingy in English?... I forgot how those smart phrazes are called... my English is fading away 
)
Indeed, I got caught.
And it wasn't just by anyone. I was working in a wedding where the highest commander that will ever have any contact with me was present. He probably didn't recognize me (since even though he saw my face, he is still the highest commander I can talk to, and hence know me only through papers), but his deputy was also present, and he remembered me vagely (how do u spell that word? It's too late at night now).
His deputy remembered that I was once volenteered for a mighty annoying job and that I complained (not that it helped, but I was stupid then, and I wanted to try... if I only knew then that it will get back to me by making him remembering my face).
Don't worry, I already prepared a back-up plan. Four?!?! people alraedy promised me that if I'll get to jail, they will come and throw pinuts at me, I have to eat pinuts in jail ... just leave Martin alone, yea?), I think that 10 days grounded to the base are a better option... I guess I'll found out soon who won that bet
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