But for some reason this odd unrelated thought just popped into my head. One year during a Japan tour with the BroFos, as we were being driven to a show we passed a record store that advertised that they not only sold JAZZ but also FORK. They may have also dabbled in LOCK 'N' LORR, but they didn't mention that.
Which also reminds me of how Shane sometimes sang Tom Dooley: "Met her on the mountain, stabbed her with my fork." Or sometimes it was "Met her on the mountain, she was very young. Met her on the mountain, stabbed her with my tongue."
OK, I digress...back to the name game. Let's do "Chuck".